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can of crushed assholes 

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.
Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

socked out asshole 

Medical term describing the resulting injury from anal sex when the male pulls out so fast that his shaft gets caught in the participating female's anus and proceeds to rip her colon out of her ass. The colon then proceeds to hang from the anus.
Fred: "Janie's parents walked in on us last night when I was pounding her from behind"
Sam: "What happened?"
Fred: "I pulled out so fast that I gave her a socked out asshole"
Sam: "That must have been embarrassing"
Fred: "Nah, it happens all the time"
socked out asshole by THESOCKMASTER October 25, 2006

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when a girl poors jack daniels in another girls asshole and then drink its out.
my friend and her girlfriend did this in from of me. then i tried it to. it tasted like shitty jack daniels. then i fucked em both. good times. this is the jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun.
Someone who blocks the sidewalk because they cannot walk full speed and talk on their cell phones at the same time; nor, do they care.
Maria is a complete asshole when she walks down the side walk talking on her cell phone.
Asshole by WGN October 19, 2012
Someone who bids $1 over another person on The Price is Right is and asshole
Asshole by BirdmanBirdman February 10, 2014
Boy Donald Trump sounds like such an asshole when he talks about woman.
asshole by Amydodah January 24, 2017