Jizz Cricket

A girls who gets cum on her inner-thigh/feet and rubs her legs/feet together like a cricket

You know Izzy? She’s such a jizz cricket

by IzzyBeAJizzCricket October 8, 2022

fizz and jizz

When you tie a female up and pour sprite on her clit and watches it fizz. As this is happening he vigorously masturbates and the only thing that stops the fizz is his jizz.

Her: babe you wanna get freaky tonight
Him: sure, *ties her up and pours sprite on her clit and masturbates very quickly*.
Her:wtf was that last night
Him: fizz and jizz.

by Kidbackwardsisdik March 7, 2020

T Jizz 47

An old fat washed up blonde white guy who eats greasy fries, plays wordle and loves watching 70’s porn. A loser who has zero clue he’s a loser.

Man , nobody’s greasing up their pants crack and iPad like lazy T Jizz 47. Thinks he’s a king, but Clueless.

by Laujee May 15, 2025

jizz wiggle

The act of shooting cum and watching it slowly run down a girls stomach after masterbating violently.

"Dude, I jizz wiggled on your mom last night and she licked it up"

by Tigwigger93 December 15, 2016

jizz jealous

When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.

"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."

by Watchinfool October 5, 2023

Jizz Rod

A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat

Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024

knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.

Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.

by LCarrollHarris April 17, 2016