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Marty: please katie eat my balls

Katie: my mouth is already stuffed with your cock
Marty: please
Katie: fine
Marty: whos that taste
Marty: Katie? Katie?
nararator: katie is chocking on marty pp
10 mins later

the hospital had to cut marty balls and pp off
marty now hyas a vagina
cant belive you found this.
by sped demon January 27, 2023
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A discreet way of asking someone if they support Ørn Horten or are from Horten. Inspired by the iconic musician from Horten, girl in red. Because if they listen to Glenn Tharaldsen, they most likely support the famous football team FK Ørn Horten.
That boy is so empathetic and funny! Do you think he listens to glenn tharaldsen?
Wow, she is so calm and down to earth. Do you think she listens to glenn tharaldsen?
Those are some nice brown and white scarves! Do you listen to glenn tharaldsen?
by horten.klistremerkeklubb October 25, 2025
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Dog bless you

The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!
A: *achoo!*
B: Dog Bless you!
by 2muchrush September 22, 2022
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i love you the most bella

i love you the most bella” is a true statement ferris uses when talking to bella about who loves who more. it’s here in the dictionary so it’s true.
by ferris_hancock July 30, 2023
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you my ball

A slang term meaning “you’re my girl” or “you’re mine.” It’s based on basketball lingo—when you’ve got the ball, it’s yours. In the same way, calling someone “my ball” means they’re with you. If you lose the ball, someone else might have it now, and that person isn’t yours anymore.
“She was my ball, but I fumbled. Now he got the ball.”
You know you my ball, right? I’m not letting nobody else take you.”
by anonymous May 29, 2025
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Why Are You So Stupid?

A sentence not ever usededfdsodjfidjafos;n by peopl wen try say someone stoopid
Person 1: Why Are You So Stupid?
Person 2: Y r u Gae?
by BigStupidIdiot April 28, 2021
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I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".
boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
by Sexydimma June 3, 2015
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