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titty willy

n. A wet willy, but with a tit instead of a finger.
Damn it Carly! Do not give me a titty willy!
by King Kenobi July 13, 2017
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Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
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WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.
I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon
by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017
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parisian willy

Getting so drunk that you shit your pants and wake up in a coffee shop.
How was last night ?

Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.
by Beatsmiffs April 23, 2018
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small willy dilly

A man small willy and is very self conscious about his very small willy. A small willy dilly is normally agrovated by his in fact very small willy and decides to take it out on others.
“Oh look over there at man, I bet he is a small willy dilly
by Daniel brigoli February 8, 2018
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Wet Willy

When you are on the verge of finishing put your penis in her ear and cum.
I’ll give you a wet willy bitch.
by MacDaddy_99 May 28, 2018
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Cocket willys

You rub your dick on a dead dogs head
Dude did u just play cocket willys with my dead dog
by Smalltinkle May 28, 2018
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