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Willybone (mort)
Right hand assistant of junior the forbidden one. Perhaps the smartest and most logical ally junior grimes could ever have. The Alfred to Batman if you will since juniors technically a villain.
Willybone weiner aka “mort” or “wendybone” is juniors trusted partner whom operates most of juniors equipment and camera work as well as the creative consultant for MOST PROJECTS that they work on. For people. No one goes to the beak except through junior.
Well, no story goes to the printer except though Willy (willybone)
Friend of poachy smalls as well, but works exclusively creative wise with J grimes. Also independent at times. (YouTuber, etc)
Willybone, also seen in the batman jr grimes comic book as yet again juniors assistant and ally.
Wendybone likes feet and king junior has to keep his shoes on.
Willybone weiner aka “mort” or “wendybone” is juniors trusted partner whom operates most of juniors equipment and camera work as well as the creative consultant for MOST PROJECTS that they work on. For people. No one goes to the beak except through junior.
Well, no story goes to the printer except though Willy (willybone)
Friend of poachy smalls as well, but works exclusively creative wise with J grimes. Also independent at times. (YouTuber, etc)
Willybone, also seen in the batman jr grimes comic book as yet again juniors assistant and ally.
Wendybone likes feet and king junior has to keep his shoes on.
Willybone: boss if your gonna make those web shooters you need the chemicals first
King junior: oh, so order them!
Willybone: ugh, *proceeds to order chemicals*
King junior: well ? Are they here yet ?
Willybone: I barely ordered, they haven’t even shipped yet
King junior: aaugh! It’ll take forever I need those web shooters ASAP
willybone: your not the brightest bulb in the bunch are you?
King junior: enough! Tickle my feet
Willybone: ooh feet! I’ll get the marker!
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Willybone (mort) is junior grimes’ partner and assistant, his most important ally
King junior: oh, so order them!
Willybone: ugh, *proceeds to order chemicals*
King junior: well ? Are they here yet ?
Willybone: I barely ordered, they haven’t even shipped yet
King junior: aaugh! It’ll take forever I need those web shooters ASAP
willybone: your not the brightest bulb in the bunch are you?
King junior: enough! Tickle my feet
Willybone: ooh feet! I’ll get the marker!
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Willybone (mort) is junior grimes’ partner and assistant, his most important ally
Willybone (mort) by Wtf even is a username??! December 2, 2021
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Willy weiner
Wendybone (or “Willybone”) , another name for mort aka juniors assistant and creative partner /liaison
Willy Weiner is the youngest creative consultant this world has ever witnessed!
It’s no wonder J grimes is as successful as he is, it’s because of willy weiner and his creative expertise and justified criticism that brings old J back into reality and binds him logic so that he doesn’t make a fool out of himself (as junior usually does)
It’s no wonder J grimes is as successful as he is, it’s because of willy weiner and his creative expertise and justified criticism that brings old J back into reality and binds him logic so that he doesn’t make a fool out of himself (as junior usually does)
Willy weiner by XxMajesticallyImpossibleXx January 19, 2022
Willybone
junior’s bodyguard and partner who oversees most of Js creative ventures and schemes. Often seen as slightly more logical and intelligent part of why willys considered the brains and junior the dumb muscle and frontman of the whole goddamn operation
Willybone is aka “mort” or even “wendy weiner”
Willybone is aka “mort” or even “wendy weiner”
Willybone and junior went to see Spider-Man: no way home and also saw venom 2 years earlier
Junior and willybone are what king julien and mort are or even doc and marty mcfly, hell even Rick and morty
Willybone has an IQ bigger than juniors shoe size
If it weren’t for Willybones creative consultations junior grimes perhaps would’ve never gotten this far in how career/activities
Junior and willybone are what king julien and mort are or even doc and marty mcfly, hell even Rick and morty
Willybone has an IQ bigger than juniors shoe size
If it weren’t for Willybones creative consultations junior grimes perhaps would’ve never gotten this far in how career/activities
Willybone by Savingymroutine66 January 18, 2022
trumps willy
trumps willy by Eppypotamus August 20, 2019
chilly willy wumpkins
Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist Kunt and the Gang
chilly willy wumpkins by CornhoIio February 10, 2021
Mort (willybone)
Junior’s executive partner, bodyguard, right when assistant and creative consultant.
Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)
Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost
Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)
Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost
mort (willybone) is famous for his liking to feet
Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——
Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!
mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!
king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)
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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter
Mort (willybone)
Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——
Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!
mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!
king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)
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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter
Mort (willybone)
Mort (willybone) by Makenbaconshakin February 28, 2022
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