touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.

1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"

by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010

touchebag

A person who overly uses the French expression "touché" in conversation or consistently uses it incorrectly.

Matt: You know, this is a pretty good pizza.
Hayden: Touché!
Matt: You're such a touchebag...

by Pseudonynomous Name May 15, 2011

touch your lunch

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.

1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!

by abner macgillicudy July 23, 2011

touchables

goodies, charmcasters, anything that you want to touch on the member of the opposite sex, not always easy to do so, but you still might be able to.

YOOO! I saw this thick chick and she had a pair of touchables..

by sm6825/twiggle February 25, 2012

touchilish

Adj. Ultra-sensitive to being touched. Causing laughter or twitching movements by touch alone; without having to be tickled.

"Did you notice how he squirmed and laughed when she placed her hand near his armpit? He is so touchilish. "

by Gymnaschic April 29, 2014

Toucheda

A combination of You Too, and Surpise. Most Commonly used as a comeback retort.

"What's as bright a the moon?"
"Her ass"
'Her' - "Toucheda!"

by AeonZeon April 3, 2015

Touch my plum

Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.

His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.

by HisAlienGirl January 26, 2016