J Hub

Pimpest mother fucker around, smokes gonj everyday... and doesnt give a FUCK! he is basically the shit and a half

J Hub what the fuck is up man?!

by al;sdfj November 20, 2007

J-Blade

A penis that hooks, resembling a "J"

Dr. Powderly's small dick is a j-blade

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Wo-J

A person who receives a blowjob while walking, also known as a walking blow job.

Mike was trying to leave the room because he had to get to class but Lauren was very persistent that they should hook up. So mike settled for a Wo-J, in order for him to get on his way while still hooking up.

by The Spitballer September 21, 2009

J-fox

Stands for judgment fox. When you disapprove of someone or something and feel like you wish to judge them, you make a fox with your hand and point it at them. Best when accompanied by a Judge Judy-like stare of pure unadulturated judgment.

Person 1: "Gurrl, I just went and got my stomach pumped at the hospital so I chug some more booze. ROFL!"
Person 2: *J-foxes*

by tpiaswordfish November 22, 2011

Sparky the J.

Slang for a joint, marijuana cigarete. Meant to be used in mixed company or just for a laugh.

"Are you comin over to chill with us tonight?"
"Who's gonna be there?"
" Just me, you and Sparky the J."

by Wizmasta January 9, 2009

J Card

A figurative card given from a Jewish person to a non-Jewish person allowing them to make Holocaust jokes.

"Man he roasted you like your ancestors."
"You can't say that, you don't have a J Card."

by xSTRAY_SAVAGEx November 16, 2017

Purple J

Short for 'Purple Joint', a condition caused by the inability to score when it matters most. Similar to blue-veiners except accompanied by anger, seepage and uncomfortable underwear problems. Purple J's are most common in misogynists, steroid abusers and angry men in fraternity sweaters.

Biff grew rigid looking at the curves defining Trent's tight cut-off jorts and knee-high tube socks. But when the final horn sounded Trent went home and got porked by the winning mascot leaving Biff nursing his bruised ego and a Purple J.

by Heatmiser July 8, 2012