The Irish Special

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of shit for overstaying your welcome.

"Right, stay 'er fer longer than anticipated and we give you the Irish Special.

by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023

Irish kiss

A kiss on a night out where both parties are drunk commonly leading to a silly or funny outcome

The two who kissed fell over. They had an Irish kiss

by anonymous April 5, 2025

irish draghole

gender nonspecific goof or poof (plunko boys)
she shared nobed for sometime (basement)
with her new irish worker bee (monkey)
he got tired of her sinner hole (mouth)

The brain damaged old worker was worked to death for kids who were being abused to become citizens insane for a wealthy polywog donor she opened her viewing irish draghole to see the kids off to their uncle of bezos' fumuly, she opened her front top irish draghole to be sure they were safely harmed, and lastly she open her majicull irish low draghole for the love of her life J big box rooms and J big pockets Bezos, leader of the IRA and a bunch of other weird garbage orgs.

by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025

Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.

Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.

by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Irish beard

When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood

My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard

by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023

Irish sushi

When an Irish man ejaculates; sperm is the raw "fish" in his ejaculation of love goo. Does not apply to men with a vasectomy.

Sinead was blowing McO'Brien, and when he was about to cum he shouted "Here comes the Irish sushi!"

by Ron Jeremy's Ghost April 12, 2025