Definitions by billdur79

irish top hat 

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

irish top hat by billdur79 August 20, 2023

yonkner 

When a penis is so hard, the skin on the ass stretches.

The girl was so fine, she gave Billy and Travis both a Yonkner!

yonkner by billdur79 June 24, 2020