dude remember that time when you were really drunk and you were in that jerk line and you cumed in that guys butthole
by Wang Liqin November 4, 2014
Get the jerk linemug. "I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"
"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."
"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."
by Defusion4 September 29, 2023
Get the Jerk-lurkermug. Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.
Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
Get the dry jerkmug. Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your fave to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 21, 2024
Get the Jerk Burglarmug. by anonymous May 10, 2025
Get the Cleveland jerkmug. Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
Get the Jerking off onto Lucky Charmsmug. by it grinds and jerks June 14, 2011
Get the Frisbee Jerkmug.