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Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!
YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL
by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010
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jerk

people who leave the game when their not imposter
wow that dude is a jerk

ikr, he left the game cause he wasn't imposter
by some random account lol September 28, 2020
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split jerk

When you caress a males testicles and jerk him off at the same time.
Bethany gives a good split jerk!
by Boxlova October 22, 2020
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jerked a dooby

i juss jerked a dooby and nutted so hard
by lil tyb January 23, 2011
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Jerk

by Swagmaster2212 July 19, 2016
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indianapolis circle jerk

Otherwise known as the 2018 Fire Department Instructors Conference. An event held every year where staff chiefs and ketchup dicks of fire departments across the nation gather for a week to measure their dicks and stroke off to new fire trucks.
Hey Todd are you gonna go to FDIC and see the new Squad 1?
You mean the Indianapolis Circle Jerk?
by Rogue_medic May 29, 2018
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Just Jerking January

such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...

every hour the clock ticks is a fap...

like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...

This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm
A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you
by meh12558 December 3, 2018
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