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Ass Mode 

An intentional series of behaviors or statements by a disgruntled employee designed to harass the employer with out reaching a level that would result in the justified termination of the employee.

Ass Mode was first seen on the CBS "Late Late Show" with Craig Ferguson. Where Craig often say's something that is not politically correct or controversial ad will end the statement with the CBS catch phrase "CBS Cares" This behavior has also been seen on the "David Letterman Show" when Dave will say things about GE which owns CBS.
Craig will sometimes tell the audience that the show is running in ass mode because CBS is so cheap that the lighting hasn't been fixed, or a graphic was reused by crossing out part of it and crudely drawing in the new material
Ass Mode by duroncrush July 14, 2011
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Beast Mode 

The state in which a human (frequently male) is completely dominating what they are doing.
Will was in complete beast mode as he broke through the defence and sacked the quarterback.
Beast Mode by Asian.is.win August 11, 2006

top model 

A international high fashion supermodel. Like Gemma Ward, Lily Cole, Natasha Poly and other models. Only a few model succeed in becoming a top model. The true term for word model would only consider to be high fashion model.
Top model, Supermodel, big model, high fashion model
top model by natedfads October 20, 2007

stealth mode masterbation

The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.
Yo man the other night I was so horny so I did some stealth mode masterbation.

Modda Fuckaa 

Meaning 'mother fucker'.
Ed: I want you're girl.

Larry: Dude, you're such a modda fuckaa!

Ed: lmao
Modda Fuckaa by Candybabe June 11, 2006

math models 

A high school level class in which the pupils consist of those on sports teams, the highly apathetic, those who "have one last chance to pass a class before we send your ass to jail," and senior year white kids wishing to recieve grades for napping.

With a loose curriculum focusing on how to write checks and ask for an IRS form, it is a veritable university for the latest insults and obtuse slang.
I was going to eat the weed cookie in math models, but Mookie saw it and took it from me at gun point while the teacher laughed at me and called me a bitch.
math models by JKelly October 5, 2004

modded gamertags 

It is a funny joke of altering the layout of your gamertag on Modern Warfare 2 to look different. You and make it say something funny like "I R Pro" in blue or say "MLG is Gay" in pink and black. You can also include other charaters like X, A, B, Y, RB, LB, R, L, RS, LS, Dpad buttons in there.
"Dude your gamertag is so annoying with those LB and RB buttons. When you talk they flash on and off all over my screen."

"I really hate faggots who think they are so cool by using modded gamertags."

"Hey kid how'd you do that with your gamertag?"
"No"
"Tell me!"
"No shut up!"
"TELL ME"

20 random messages later...
"Please tell me! I'll give you Reecon."