french sleeve 

A sex act in which one party shoves a bagget up the other party's rectom. Thus making the rectom a "french sleeve"

I went to the tailor today and he tried to sell me a french sleeve. I told him im married and left.

french sleeve by Piffleator December 10, 2017

french carrot 

The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard

Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.

french carrot by The French Carrot April 22, 2018

French Yogurt 

When you french kiss a woman's vagina when she has a yeast infection

So I went over to Tina's house and French Yogurt her clitoris

French Yogurt by ShadowMoses117 January 3, 2018

french throatie 

when your dick is crusty from a lack of proper hygiene, and a partner goes down on it like a similarly-crusty baguette

Dat girl gave a good french throatie

french throatie by the-france-fucker January 4, 2018

French Fries 

The long, wiggly, soft, tasty poles that everyone eats. Fries are great. Just imagine eating out vigina... or for gay guys, sucking some dick. Its amazing.

French Fries for sucking...

French Fries by NucularKiller32 January 16, 2018

French spelling? 

French is the language where it is spelled "lonelychickenpoo" and pronounced "alligator"
In fact:
Did you know that the words "african meatballs" In french is "À'fiquinze Maèbals"
And "hairy leg factory" is

"àrhy leone fatootwuy"

Me and my bestie talking about French Spelling?
-J'ai une chatte
-oui, et en retard
-non, chien!
-shf, I'justwrôte down'ràndòm'frènch wôrds
-Àrhy leone fqtootwuy!!!
-NON!!!

And thats French!

French spelling? by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018

french slapper 

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch

French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it

french slapper by Doodle May 7, 2018