that damn goldfish

That damn goldfish is a phrase used by parents across the globe to describe a goldfish that will not die like we are talking two year old never fed fish that manages to survive

Dad: hey is it dead yet
Kid: nope

Dad: gah lee that damn goldfish

by Pietro Django Miximoff July 8, 2017

whoop damn

when you give zero fucks about a person, situation or opinion.

“I can’t go out tonight, I’m broke”
“Hey man, I don’t give a whoop damn about your financial status, you’re coming out!”

by antonnes February 7, 2018

con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.

I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!

by Arnie Grape February 24, 2019

Full Damn Speed

Kill a lot of People at Anytime and Anything

I be killing Full Damn Speed

by JVDAGOD March 23, 2020

V’damn

When you see a very attractive person. An exclamation.

*cute girl walks by* “V’damn mami you lookin fine as hell!”

by Nuejelly April 15, 2020

plain damn dumb

A person who is completely incapable of doing anything right. A complete fuck up.

That fuck face joe biden is plain damn dumb.

by El Wappo. January 31, 2021

You damn it

You say it when you see a person fuckin' your girlfriend!

My brother: "Hello, Fucker! I 'm going to fuck your asshole, baby!"
Me: "You piece of shit! Don't you come out of this fucking room and don't fuck with my girlfriend, you damn it!"

by I'll eat you March 9, 2021