rusty exhaust pipe

To have a rusty exhaust pipe is an expression which is usually used as an excuse to pardon one's own inability to keep one's anus clean/one's bottom shaved for pleasurable anal sex.
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.

However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.

possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)

"Come into the bed already, Antonia. I need you here urgently."
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."

"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"

by BulligerVerstand January 2, 2009

james pipe

a fit guy that is amazing and geeky

wow i love that james pipe fella he's a geek and i like it

by kat November 7, 2004

pilfer

Person that sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a pilfer.

by Anthony April 3, 2005

lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

by Jack December 23, 2004

pong pipe

the shitter, the marmite mine.

"i gave julie one up the pong pipe last night,dry. it was sweeeeet"

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

cancer pipe

shanking a pop can with a knife, or numerous time with a pin, then bending it in half to form a bowl

used for smoking marijuana in conditions where you don't have a pipe, bong, or rollies

use with caution! inhaling aluminum is bad for you

My friends had bud, but no pipe, so we made a cancer pipe.

by 420boi May 15, 2007

sperm pipe

(noun); penis, dick, cock, man-pipe, woody, willy, male organ used in sexual reproduction, mushroom stamping, and rituals such as... "hey bro,.... lookatdatdick" *as you display your penis in hopes of the other party looking directly at it and openly displaying their homosexuality.

Joe: "Man my girl was being such a bitch last night"
Roger: "you know what I'd say?'
....
Roger: "SUCK ON THE SPERM PIPE, BIATCH!!!"

by Scrappy666 May 25, 2007