Monkey Punch 

When you run at someone with your arm in a spear like position and you fucking floor them

you write a sentence!

Monkey Punch by rat monkey September 30, 2006

monkey licker 

Person who licks monkeys.

Your such a Monkey Licker!!!

monkey licker by the original monkey licker. May 13, 2005

Monkey Metal 

Monkey Metal is a sub-genre of Heavy Metal Music which possesses elements of extreme win. The genre was created by Youtube celebrity/guitarist/guitar company owner, Rob Chapman(The Monkey Lord). As of yet, only The Monkey Lord himself can play Monkey Metal as no-one else, at this time, possesses the extreme amount of win necessary to do so. It is rumoured that to play Monkey Metal, you must possess more win than a Windigo, however win at this extreme quantity is considered dangerous and the only defence against it is to have lots of hair.

Monkey Metal is still in an evolutionary stage, but at the moment contains elements of progressive metal (unusual rhythms), alternative metal (unusual melodies and 'riffs'), and early thrash metal such as Metallica ('chugging' sections). One example of Monkey Metal is the Monkey Lord song "Phantom Power" which can be purchased from iTunes.

The term "Monkey Metal" was first used on the Monkey Lord Forums and originated in the thread titled "and then it dawned on me..". It was created by MLF user mean0machine.

the song "Phantom Power" By the band Monkey Lord, is the only recorded song which is in the genre of Monkey Metal

Monkey Metal by mean0machine May 23, 2010

monkey nuts 

small testicles.

Man, Dan has monkey nuts; they are the smallest ive ever seen.

monkey nuts by jason biggs June 12, 2002

monkey piss 

An alternate name for windshield washing fluid.

Dad: hand me that jug of monkey piss will ya?

son: okay!

monkey piss by Craziac January 17, 2008

monkey in the bush 

Gay anal sex gay anal sex

Don't go into the gay bar,you might get a monkey in the bush

monkey in the bush by Steven A Sayegh August 18, 2006

Monkey Fuck 

Can happen at almost anytime, but is best when the fuckee is bending over, I.E. to tie shoe, ect. The monkey Fucker will jump on the fuckees back and either ride or teabag the fuckee. It can be done girl to girl or guy to guy or girl to guy or guy to girl without being homo or lezzy at all.

1 "Dude, Jose was tieing his shoe and Joe jumped on his back and started teabagging him!"
2 "Yah, Jose totally got monkey fucked!"

Monkey Fuck by bruddah-C January 7, 2010