shrek lord

My Dad

How’d you enjoy them Donk Momos, Shrek Lord?

by So super hot October 23, 2017

Lord of the Cocks

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.

The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.

by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024

African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017

lord fergbert

A sick cunt with a big dick.

"wow look at the sex machine"
" yeh, that's lord fergbert"

by Lord Fergbert April 3, 2017

rock lord

An idiot. A useless person. Usually thinks the sun shines out their ass, but is mistaken.

Catherine is a rock lord.

by DefinerOneNiner May 22, 2014

Lord Thunderin'

On Horton St. (Tons of whores on Horton) Northville, Michigan it's a way of god dammit but its more kid friendly. So Lord Thunderin' whaddadear.

"Lord thunderin'............." -Correth

by Correth June 25, 2021

Meme lord

any meme maker that uploads regularly, has a large fanbase and is constantly on the latest of memes

Some meme lords, Dolan Dark, Dr Grandayy, Pewdiepie, among others.

Pewdiepie is a meme lord

by Srosazz March 14, 2020