Jessica

A beautiful, sweet athletic, nice, and caring girl. She has the friends that she needs and loves them all. She has an amazing boyfriend and loves to help out. All her friends love her and they are always there for her. She is always there for her friends too. She would never backstab anyone and loves pretty much every living thing. She isn't a girly girl but isn't a tomboy either. She doesn't like to hang around the popular people but she doesn't hate them. She needs to wear either glasses or contacts and is born in December. She loves basketball and wants to become a P.E teacher. Jessica is one of the nicest people/friend you will ever meet or have. Boys love her, they flirt with her all the time but she doesn't take that to heart. The only boy she loves is her boyfriend Matthew. Anyone who is lucky enough to have a Jessica in their life is truly blessed.

Matthew- Did you see that hot girl over there?
Boe- Ya that's Jessica she is a total babe isn't she.
Matthew- Totally I amgoing to go ask her out.

by Basketball12 February 23, 2015

jesus titty fucking christ

A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.

YOUR GAY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I had no idea

by HOLYCRAP March 17, 2005

jesus beating

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."

Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?

by John Testes November 22, 2007

Purple Jesus

Minnesota Vikings running back and future NFL Hall of Famer Adrian Peterson.

Man, did you see Purple Jesus shred that Bears D yesterday?

by PurpleJesus September 22, 2007

Jesus Suffering Fuck

Scottish saying in agression

*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK

by Russell November 18, 2003

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.

Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."

by tornredcarpet April 17, 2011

Josh and Jessica

The most amazing couple you will ever meet. They are smart, sexy, and fun to be around. There's never any arguing or jealousy between them, and they love to be around each other. Not many people get to enjoy the type of relationship they have so don't be jealous, be envious!

I wish I had the type of relationship Josh and Jessica have!

It's nice gonig to a party with Josh and Jessica, no problems ever arise and everyone always has fun.

Josh and Jessica were meant to be together.

by Kudos to you guys! July 7, 2011