by pepelekill May 25, 2010
Get the Sloan IPA mug.A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up asshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.
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by hex September 7, 2005
Get the ipodder mug.1. An MP3 player produced by Apple Computer, Inc. Its nice features include its small size, easy-to-use interface, clickwheel (bar none the best navigation system to date), syncing with iTunes, iTunes itself, polished looks.
2. An MP3 player that is constantly ripped on by people because:
a) It's popular. These are the same people who stop listening to artists because they've "sold out". Shut the hell up.
b) They don't have one, or can't afford them. This is understandable, as they can cost a lot. Buying a second-rate player like a SanDisk, iRiver, Rio for cheaper will end up hurting more than having patience and saving up for an iPod.
c) Sometimes things go wrong with them. This is called 100% of products on the market. Seriously, you expect iTunes, a software made by a company that designs all its own hardware and software, to work on a PC with all of it's mixed-and-matched components, drivers, and parts. Puh-lease. Also, there's a simple reason why more people have problems with their iPods than people do with other players: Because more people have iPods! Duh!
d) They don't come built in with features like an FM tuner, Ogg Vorbis playback, or compatibility with Napster/WMP/etc. Listen, you don't buy a toaster and expect it jerk you off, why complain about something like this. The features that other companies put into their machines to try and excel over the iPod are so trivial and pointless, that it is easy to see why Apple left them off. Have Ogg Vorbis files? Convert them. It's a sucky format. Use Napster? Switch to iTunes, where you actually get to keep your freaking music! If you really think that other players like iRivers and Zens are making up for their huge size, clumsy interfaces, and second-rate software integration, with a goddamn FM tuner and streaming radio, then fine. Just make sure to tell your nurse at the asylum to add a little cyanide to your pudding, you fucking idiot.
Oh yeah. To the guy that said that iTMS was hurting the music industry, take a look at illegal downloading services. Those are what take money out of the artists' pockets. And iTMS is the reason the music industry is thriving. Do you not realize how many more people are purchasing music now that it is immediately available from their computer?
My only regret is that there is no level of logic, facts, or evidence that can counteract the supreme level of stupidity in the people that have defined this word before me.
2. An MP3 player that is constantly ripped on by people because:
a) It's popular. These are the same people who stop listening to artists because they've "sold out". Shut the hell up.
b) They don't have one, or can't afford them. This is understandable, as they can cost a lot. Buying a second-rate player like a SanDisk, iRiver, Rio for cheaper will end up hurting more than having patience and saving up for an iPod.
c) Sometimes things go wrong with them. This is called 100% of products on the market. Seriously, you expect iTunes, a software made by a company that designs all its own hardware and software, to work on a PC with all of it's mixed-and-matched components, drivers, and parts. Puh-lease. Also, there's a simple reason why more people have problems with their iPods than people do with other players: Because more people have iPods! Duh!
d) They don't come built in with features like an FM tuner, Ogg Vorbis playback, or compatibility with Napster/WMP/etc. Listen, you don't buy a toaster and expect it jerk you off, why complain about something like this. The features that other companies put into their machines to try and excel over the iPod are so trivial and pointless, that it is easy to see why Apple left them off. Have Ogg Vorbis files? Convert them. It's a sucky format. Use Napster? Switch to iTunes, where you actually get to keep your freaking music! If you really think that other players like iRivers and Zens are making up for their huge size, clumsy interfaces, and second-rate software integration, with a goddamn FM tuner and streaming radio, then fine. Just make sure to tell your nurse at the asylum to add a little cyanide to your pudding, you fucking idiot.
Oh yeah. To the guy that said that iTMS was hurting the music industry, take a look at illegal downloading services. Those are what take money out of the artists' pockets. And iTMS is the reason the music industry is thriving. Do you not realize how many more people are purchasing music now that it is immediately available from their computer?
My only regret is that there is no level of logic, facts, or evidence that can counteract the supreme level of stupidity in the people that have defined this word before me.
1. "How do you use the Click Wheel?"
"Spin it around."
*Head explodes in simplicity*
2. "Dude, the iPod sucks, I mean, everybody has one. And, my iRiver can summon Croatian midgets from the dead. Too bad it's fucking impossible to sync and navigate my music, but oh well, I guess little people are cool too."
"Spin it around."
*Head explodes in simplicity*
2. "Dude, the iPod sucks, I mean, everybody has one. And, my iRiver can summon Croatian midgets from the dead. Too bad it's fucking impossible to sync and navigate my music, but oh well, I guess little people are cool too."
by Jared Burns July 16, 2008
Get the ipod mug.Apple's market-leading music player, offering huge quantities of storage with an incredibly intuitive and simple interface and a sleek design.
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I have an iPod. Need I say more?
by Carlos Net June 11, 2006
Get the iPod mug.An phone/ipod that was made by the Apple company. It used to cost $600, but then the price dropped to $400 out of nowhere. It uses EDGE speed. It does everything that any other phone can do like mp3, calender, photos, calculator, text, whatever. You cannot receive picture text or send pics, just email. Kinda sucks in a way. Other than that its pretty cool. Youtube is what makes it unique, as well as the touch screen.
by xocjen December 25, 2007
Get the iphone mug.Collective noun used to refer to those addicted to the use of Apple's iPhone ("iPwn"). Used by analogy with "the damned."
by pblair December 12, 2008
Get the iPwned mug.1) Google Definition: A princess from Greek Mythology.
2) The elongated version of Iphi
3) Name meaning "Sacrifice"...thats so depressing,excuse me while I turn up the Marylin Manson, go cut myslef, and write poems about death...
4) Can also be written as Iphigenis, Iphigene, Iphigenias, Iphigenia, Iphiginea, Iphigenae, and Penis.
5) The name of few people in this world but popular among French speaking countries.
6) There has been a French moviemabe titeled "Iphigenie" and a book written too.
2) The elongated version of Iphi
3) Name meaning "Sacrifice"...thats so depressing,excuse me while I turn up the Marylin Manson, go cut myslef, and write poems about death...
4) Can also be written as Iphigenis, Iphigene, Iphigenias, Iphigenia, Iphiginea, Iphigenae, and Penis.
5) The name of few people in this world but popular among French speaking countries.
6) There has been a French moviemabe titeled "Iphigenie" and a book written too.
1) Princess Iphigenie was cast into the sea but not before Artemis could save her!
2) OMG, Look at Chanelle, shes acting like such an Iphigenie!
3) I will name her...Iphigenie! *throws baby into volcano*
4) Why is your name so goddam hard to spell!
5) There are currently only 43 Iphigenies in the world.
6) Iphigenie the movie was worse than Iphigenie the book!
2) OMG, Look at Chanelle, shes acting like such an Iphigenie!
3) I will name her...Iphigenie! *throws baby into volcano*
4) Why is your name so goddam hard to spell!
5) There are currently only 43 Iphigenies in the world.
6) Iphigenie the movie was worse than Iphigenie the book!
by Oh! $#!T! October 30, 2007
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