Edward

If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.

Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!

by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023

eemar

Eemar is short for Eemar Poore. Eemar is a miserable depressed middle aged pedophilic history teacher also known by the name Ryan Douglas. When you call somebody an Eemar that usually means they are old and decaying yet they still have a little petite asian girl simping so hard over them.

“Damn that old ass manager kinda looking like Eemar, Lealarni would definitely have a crush on him.”

by EmarPoore June 4, 2023

edward

Must date a Clover and love her forever. Edward is a shitty person and needs a Clover to lift him up. He has short, greasy blonde hair, and crap micro bangs, he either has blue or brown eyes, and is short. He must date a red headed Clover with blue eyes who goes to the same school as him and is in the same yea as him. most likely year 7.

OMG loo its edward and Clover

by qwertyuiolkjhgfdsazxcvbnm July 25, 2023

edward breath

very stinky bad breath often smells like broccoli or some bad stench

does my breath smell?
yes you got edward breath it stinks

by edwardbumsex August 8, 2023

Eduardofbb

A guy that loves to pay old men for sexual favors while wearing dog ears & an animal tail but plug. Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays though.

Hey are you a Eduardofbb type of person?

by Fartidk33 July 26, 2024

Edwardness

it is how edward people are. edward is a term for bald & short people are.

the edwardness of that guy is unfathomable.
he is so edward!

by electroencephallographically August 11, 2024

edgar main

A player who had just finished his 15 day login streak and is extremely toxic. Going near this guy causes him to jump you and obliterate anyone in his way. Although they may seem really brave, their intelligence is unmatched, with some even reaching the negatives.

"no... he thumbs downed and cross sprayed me!"

"was it an edgar main?"

"of course it is"

by Nerf Poco August 12, 2024