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dead vaginas 

what you get your old lady, "instead of" flowers (actually, the flowers ARE dead vaginas, just a different name for them), when either she wouldn't give it up OR laid there like a corpse whilst copulating
"man, last night Edna was so cold that when she spread her legs the furnace kicked on, so this morning I figured I'd tell her thanks by picking up a baker's dozen of some really nice dead vaginas on the way home."
dead vaginas by Steve Hagar December 14, 2008
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dead ass 

something that smells really really really bad, a combo of smelling dead and smelling like ass
"Dear god it smells like dead ass in the bathroom."
dead ass by Alex December 9, 2003

dead kennedys

The Dead Kennedys are a great punk band that was formed by East Bay Ray (the guitarist) putting an ad out for a singer. Soon they formed a whole band and after a year they got a new drummer and their second guitarist had to leave (something about a disabilty, not much is known). Their lyrics were more against the (at the time) current leaders and normal behavior than anything else. Also, after they got back together, contrary to what some people might say, they're better off without Jello Biafra because he proclaimed himself an anarchist but didn't support anarchy and also when it was found that the band was underpaid $79,000 he kept it for himself to boost his own career. He is a great singer but a horrible person, and they're much better off because now they have a singer that grew up listening to them.
Don't believe me? Search the Dead Kennedys and check out their site then go to links and click DK v ATR, it explains it all. Oh yeah, obey them? Wow, you really get their music /sarcasm.
dead kennedys by paul700 July 29, 2006

Dead cats foot 

'Dead cats foot'

The term used to describe the often dangerous, bacteria filled donner meat often found in your local takeaway.
It can be found rotating slowly on a vertical spit with a crispy burnt surface and a luke warm to room temp centre.
As we know, bacteria flourishes in room temp to medium heat.
Think!.
X.
'Hey mate, you comin' for a takeaway?'
Y.
'No You go, just get me dead cats foot and chips'
Dead cats foot by Hotornot August 29, 2005

Dead Shits 

Shits that are dead.
These is some dead shits right here!
Dead Shits by PoliteScarf November 16, 2017

Dead meme 

A dead meme is, not to be confused with dead memey (adjective), a meme that has lost popularity just as I lost faith in this earth.
That meme be so dead my boi. It is a dead meme
Dead meme by Mortay January 9, 2018