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Mongolian Crotch Incubator

When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.
I still got semen on my ding dong from the Mongolian Crotch Incubator shawty had me do.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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Crotch Rocket

A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.
As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.
by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024
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Crotch Goblin

Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.
Can you believe those crotch goblins took their grandmothers credit card and maxed it out on shoes ?
by KayKayB May 18, 2024
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crotch bridge

When two players in a video game are camping in the same room. I.e. "touching tips"
Those guys are building a crotch bridge on the objective!
by Hbomb007 May 20, 2024
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Crotch Rocket

A gay man who jumps off a dick as soon as another guy cums in butt. "Houston we have take-off"
Steve was a real "crotch rocket". As soon as I came he jumped off of me.
by urbanjo February 11, 2024
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Country vanilla crotch rocket

The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick
Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.
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Crotch gloss

Crotch gloss is the fluid that is emitted from a females private parts.
I would never try on a bathing suit without underwear and exchange crotch gloss with an untold amount of other women
by Trixie Snell July 5, 2021
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