Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more
by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025
Get the chinese flicker gooningmug. 讓你的黑鬼斜眼胡言亂語回到中國你這個中國佬
당신의 깜둥이 비스듬한 눈의 횡설수설을 중국으로 돌려보내세요
あなたの黒人のつり目のちんちんトークを中国に返してください、このチンク
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당신의 깜둥이 비스듬한 눈의 횡설수설을 중국으로 돌려보내세요
あなたの黒人のつり目のちんちんトークを中国に返してください、このチンク
đưa thằng nói láo mắt xếch mọi đen của mày về lại Trung Quốc đi đồ chinks
by Walnut91 June 1, 2023
Get the Get away from me your chinesemug. When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
by lerogers7 December 9, 2020
Get the Chinese Santa Clausmug. After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.
by Obiwannobie April 22, 2020
Get the Chinese Backdoormug.