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boaty call

Noun. Similar in meaning to a booty call. To use someone you do not particularly care for, but put up with nonetheless because of his/her ownership of a boat. Usually made when you are in desperate need of aquatic fun and games and have no boat of your own.
It's almost summer, I need to get started on my boaty calls.

---OR---

Girl 1: Nate got a new boat.
Girl 2: Who's Nate?
Girl 3: My new boaty call.
by Chloe Bakerton January 31, 2008
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Tug Boating

The art of getting a handjob from your girlfriend while stuffing your face into her titties in a motorboating fashion.
I love it when Rachel and I go Tug Boating!!!
by RicksRubicon December 9, 2008
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Ghost Boating

The act of setting a boat at low throttle and leaving the helm to dance around, stand at the bow, or even enter the water (licensed ghost boaters only).
We returned the boat with a hole in the hull and had to explain that we'd been ghost boating...
by GeniusSex August 5, 2018
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Swift Boating

Noun: A well orchestrated campaign of character assassination and disinformation instigated by a concealed proxy.
"...Once (Cindy) Sheehan could no longer be ignored, the Swift Boating began. Character assassination is the Karl Rove tactic of choice, eagerly mimicked by his media surrogates, whenever the White House is confronted by a critic who challenges it on matters of war. The Swift Boating is especially vicious if the critic has more battle scars than a president who connived to serve stateside and a vice president who had "other priorities" during Vietnam.

"The Swift Boating of Cindy Sheehan" By Frank Rich. New York Times Op-Ed 8/22/05
http://www.iht.com/protected/articles/2005/08/21/news/edrich.php
by Clem Snide July 18, 2008
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Boatloads of Ass

(N.) Something that is so much beyond sucking, it can only be described as this term. (much like a lightyear is so long, it can only be described by a unit of time)
Ja Rule, Benzino, Mandy Moore, and Billy Joel sucks BOATLOADS OF ASS!
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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BOATIA

Acronym: Bend Over And Take It Again

Originated in Groton when US submarine sailors painted it on the rocks across from the sub piers. Land owner was orders by base commander to remove the grafitti& land owner refused, it is his land!
example#1
Boss to worker: I want you to stay here until midnight cleaning the bilges

worker to other workers: BOATIA!!!

example#2
Boss to worker:Sorry about not spending anytime with your families, we're going out to sea all year.

worker to himself: BOATIA!!!
by Triangel November 20, 2009
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boatlaunch

i just boatlaunched the turd into the toilet bowl.
by zyfer July 30, 2012
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