Boat

Something that fails miserably.

Jason: Everyone's leaving my WoW raid.
Dark: It's a boat
Jason: :(

by Dewm July 6, 2009

whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008