14 year old

The pinnacle of all ages a 14-year-old things deeply much as our Lord Jaden Smith. They tweet such beautiful things about the life and I do not understand why I am 14 and this is deep on Reddit does not have any reference in the Bible. 14-year-olds are the most intelligent age of any human.

Guy. I’m 14
Guy 2 14 year old bitch boy kill urself

by NewYorkAsshole January 14, 2020

11 year olds

11 year olds are not fucking assholes and they shouldn't ever be considered as sacs full of immaturity and childishness. 11 year olds aren't children either since adolescence starts at age 10, and what's the point of calling these innocent preteens immature if they know 100 ways to masturbate? That is literally the definition of mature nowadays and us adults are total hypocrites to call these people immature while having us be considered fucking mature since we swear far more than them.

John: Hey you see those dumbass, immature 11 year olds complaining about life over there?
Ethan: You're the motherfucking immature one to call him immature. We swear just as much as this poor adolescent.
John: Adolescent? This bitch is a chil―

by dudeonurbdick December 8, 2020

How old is she?

A yes or no question, refering to the legality of having sex with a minor.

Greg: "Hey Dan, check out that hottie. How old is she?"
Dan: "Dude, shes no, but she'll totally be yes in a year."

by The Greg June 10, 2004

13 year olds

Everyone thinks all they do is dumb and have zits when if they keep themselves clean no zits and 13 year olds are pretty smart they only play fortnite if thats the only thing to do cause they beat games too fast sure they have bad humor and are very horny but during puberty you were too and same with onwards

Written by a true zit-free 13 year old

13 year old: 69 is hilarious
23 year old:dumbass
13 year old: you probably were too 13 year olds like as aren't dumbasses

by Hate13yearoldhaters June 29, 2020

old granny buttskin

the texture an object takes on when dried out- wrinkly, rough, and dry.

The dried up orange looks and feel like some old granny buttskin.

by Casseblanca September 12, 2005

12 year old

A twelve year old is a child, as of being under 13.

A 12 year old child gave a heart-breaking speech at a local bus stop.

by Addicat October 16, 2018

Old Lady Smell

The awful perfume-odor that eminates from all women over age 70.

Grandma's visit was brief, but long enough to fill the house with Old Lady Smell.

by la_bepo October 29, 2007