Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021
Get the band-aid medicinemug. When you forcefully thrust to break through the condom and yell "Oh yeaaaah" in proper low voice Kool-aid man style.
Girl: did the condom break?
You: OHHHH YEEEAAAAH
I think she's pregnant, I Kool-aid manned her last night
You: OHHHH YEEEAAAAH
I think she's pregnant, I Kool-aid manned her last night
by phallic symbol November 14, 2015
Get the Kool-aid manmug. A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
Get the AIDS Birthday Cakemug. 
by Ronin spera September 4, 2021
Get the Aidsmug. by anonymous May 18, 2024
Get the Aidsmug. In country accent "Catherine is the main bowl"
Friend 1 "I just got telepathic aids from you talking"
Friend 1 "I just got telepathic aids from you talking"
by Zollows December 23, 2022
Get the Telepathic Aidsmug.