Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.

I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.

by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025

oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

by mie July 26, 2014

fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.

this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!

by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022

EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT

WHEN YOU STUFF IT DOWN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

MAN SHE CAN EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT THOSE HOTDOGS WERE GOOD

by jeff long stewert May 31, 2022

Shit

The diet food we all self produce. The perfumed mouthwash for horny little boys.
Guaranteed to get you a date as sperm food

Have a great big sniff of our wonderful shit. To those under 21 irs virological sex.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.

James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!

by Bearit90 October 30, 2023

Rip shit

When you (and most likely some friends) are destroying multiple grams of weed

Friend 1: Yo, how much weed we got left?
Friend 2: Not a lot bubster, we rip shit!

by tipp6to23 April 21, 2020