“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.
When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
Can be used in phrases such as:
Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”
Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”
Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”
Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”
Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
by 8Woody November 8, 2009
Get the Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise) mug.When a person you've known your entire life to be a decent person or someone who hasn't expressed it during conversation yet suddenly and obliviously expresses casual racism in conversation. Surprise! It's racism!
1: "Hey guys, want to go get some Chinese for tonight?"
2: "Hell yeah! Sounds good!"
3: "Yeah! Great idea! 'Ching chong bing bong', as they say!"
1: "Dude, not cool."
3: "What!?"
2: *facepalm* "Talk about surprise racism."
1: To 3 "Now you can't come along, jerkface."
3: "Seriously! What!? And I was all ready for chink food."
1 & 2: "DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?? STOP IT!"
2: "Hell yeah! Sounds good!"
3: "Yeah! Great idea! 'Ching chong bing bong', as they say!"
1: "Dude, not cool."
3: "What!?"
2: *facepalm* "Talk about surprise racism."
1: To 3 "Now you can't come along, jerkface."
3: "Seriously! What!? And I was all ready for chink food."
1 & 2: "DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?? STOP IT!"
by thePenciler December 21, 2013
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Get the Double Dog Wide Surprise mug.when one shits on a chicken and makes his or her partner lick it off and feed it back through the butthole. This then causes a sexual stimulation with the parter who then will feast on the asshole of the chicken.
"the chicken surprise tasted so good last night I thought I was in heaven," quoted chris who was just leaving ryan's house.
by Skippy June 6, 2004
Get the chicken surprise mug.To collect feces and urine in a backed up pipe to make sludge and putting it in a pale to dump on someone.
by TearDrop February 8, 2004
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2. as flexible as "fuck".
Originated as "syrup". Our friend Josh asked how we liked Superbad and we said "its syrup". Syrup meant cool or awesome. The word changed in a conversation with Evan because Surp just rolls off your tounge.
2. as flexible as "fuck".
Originated as "syrup". Our friend Josh asked how we liked Superbad and we said "its syrup". Syrup meant cool or awesome. The word changed in a conversation with Evan because Surp just rolls off your tounge.
1. "That band is wicked surp."
2. "Holy surp! That surping surpbag surped my sister's surp into two surping surps!"
2. "Holy surp! That surping surpbag surped my sister's surp into two surping surps!"
by Meredithhhhhhhhh August 28, 2008
Get the Surp mug.Surprise anal sex that is done without consent by the receiving end during an otherwise consensual sexual encounter. Refers mainly to cases in which the receiver is uncomfortable with the situation but doesn't necessarily do anything to stop it.
Me and that guy hooked up. It was weird...it was good at first but then he just gave me The Vegas Surprise out of nowhere! I just thought it was kind of rude.
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