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Whiney Punk 

Whiney Punk: an extremly gay sub-genre of Punk. Musicians in this genre are bad at their instrument, and produce simple and catchy tunes consisting of similar terrible bass lines. The lyrics in this genre talk about relationships failing, how their girlfriend dumped them, etc.
Example bands: Good Charolete, Blink 182.
Whiney Punk by Daniel May 13, 2005
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Blang blang mutha fuaka I\'m bout to cap yo\' dumb punk bitch shit ass nigga! 

Phrase commonly used by angery negros.

Threat of death by instrument commonly tucked under nuts; pertains to no specific race; often used by white people who watch a lot of BET.
Blang blang mutha fuaka I\'m bout to cap yo\' dumb punk bitch shit ass nigga!
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Gutter Punk 

Typically not homeless as opposed to prior thinking. Typically reasonable homes and may have blue collar jobs. Tend to be low to mid 20's. Intelligent, yet, lost in their own journey of their life. As a result GPs, tend to have a story to consciously or unconsciously to prey on their customers, clients or friends. The GP may engage you as a stranger with a story or as a friend with woes of past due bills, late rent, vet bills, lost phones, anything that may allow you to drop them a $20 bill. So noted these GPs can be your peers at work, your family. Some call this historyonic behavior which is similiar but not always money related. Basically, be aware when the story sounds too much like a bad INDIE film (and you are probably right)and are being taken adavantage of as a bleeding heart as they go home to mom and dad's mcmansions and get laughs on us. Save your $$ for those you know that have fallen on bad times and have the courage and strength to get passed and move on as opposed to those who choose to work the system. We have learned of this in New Orleans and now on the East Coast (especailly in New Hope, Pa) along with areas that draw lost souls, artists, and people visiting with lost of money. Being taken advantage of = you have been Gutter Punked.
In a city after a few drinks, 2 well dressed kids approach you and have a story about some guy who helped get their bags to their hotel room and their room key was lost and all of their stuff was gone when they went back that night to change. They approach you as strangers for money with this bleeding story. Kids were wearing cooler clothes than us and we hand over 40$ and took pictures and go to our next destination (feeling good about our good act of nature) and then "Pirate Bar" and the Irish guy laughed and said you've been Gutter Punked after we told him the story. Once home you finally realize GPs exist everywhere. Get a job! Even if you pump gas. Don't GP innocent people. PS- Karma exists and it can kick your ass back into a humble state if you misuse the universe's generous energies for malintent.
Gutter Punk by Dax & JJ May 31, 2010

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper 

A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

faux punk humping 

occurs when one or more "faux punks" engage in sexual relations.
ashley simpson thinks she is a celebrity because she and pete wentz are faux punk humping.
faux punk humping by bean betty September 29, 2007

feminist punk 

A really terrible version of hardcover or normal punk but with all girls
Dude saying all guys just want to fuck is soo feminist if we sing that it's feminist punk

going all the way punk

another way to say have sex hardcore
I'm the less than five-minute girlfriend who for one too-brief kiss fantasized about ditching this joint with him, going all the way punk with him at a fucking jazz club in the Village or something.
going all the way punk by Danizoom December 24, 2008