dirty dan

The dirty Dan is where a woman sucks your penis and toe fucks your arse at the same time

Also, once you cum, the cum is then used for face cream
"Man I had sick time last night"
"What were you up to gerald"
"My girl gave me a dirty Dan"
"Thats fucking grim mate"
by Joshnosh February 19, 2023
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Dan Schneider'd

to get raped by a wealthy person, usually over millions per month.
"I feel bad for your sister who got Dan Schneider'd man, I hope she recovers from that."
by themanwhomans May 09, 2024
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Dan

A person who hates all living being in this exciting and is a slave to the memes lord
by #meme lord May 17, 2019
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Dan coleman

A pretty cool guy, however extremely awkward in social situations.
Hey its dan coleman....Oh wait he is on his phone being awkward again!
by Tman5711 January 12, 2022
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Dan the Sexy Stickman

a stickman that's sexy and named dan. that's literally it. he's also rich.
Person 1: Have you heard about that rich dude Dan?
Person 2: ..who?
Person 1: Dan the Sexy Stickman. Heard about him??
Person 2: ..no. And how is a stickman sexy ???
by g3n0.sy0 July 20, 2020
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Dan

Fucking dan, who orders 15 burritos
by Daddy005 August 03, 2022
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Dan Andrewsing

1. To fall down the stairs holding a beer whilst drunk or hungover and listening to the song “Get on the Beers”.
2. To lock somewhere down and put harsh COVID restrictions on it for ages without a good reason.
3. To be a genuine dickhead, lie to the public, backtrack on promises like the Commonwealth Games and go into a fucking huge debt.
4. A sex act where one man simultaneously fucks multiple people in a painful manner. Basically like how Premier Dan Andrews (Dictator Dan/Labor branch stacking cunt) fucked Victoria and made it even shittier.
Mate, stop Dan Andrewsing, you shit cunt!
by MinecraftBloke123 September 08, 2023
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