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The act of being unequivocally awesome. It generally involves showing people what's up, making people feel like morons for being wrong, and defeating terrorists. It is indeed an action worthy of the highest honor.

It refers to an older sayings "Kick ass first, take names later," or "Shoot first, ask questions later." Generally, it is frowned upon enacting such awesomeness without "asking questions" first. However, when used in this context, that much is forgiven.
Those Navy SEALS sure are good at kicking ass and taking names.
by UnequivocallyAwesome January 27, 2010
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Kick me in the jimmies

something that a lesbo dyke from a little cheep skool says
by Edwarno Jalaro October 21, 2003
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Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"
Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.
by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011
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lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.
A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.
by jeff October 1, 2004
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When you are so good at something, people are lining up to challenge you and you have to give them a number and they have to wait their turn.
He had an awesome game of basketball today. He was kicking ass and taking numbers.
by John Boy2012 September 1, 2012
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kick ass and take initials

when you are too busy kickin asss you have to take initials
"I am fixing to kick ass and take initials at the club tonight when i break it down"
by leigh mcgee August 19, 2008
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Kick dick day

Kick dick day is on the 17th October you can kick anyone’s dick on this day anytime on the 17th of October
I kicked my boyfriends dick today because it was kick dick day
by Jill the handy girl October 4, 2020
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