Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.
"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made
by Pogoxman January 01, 2021
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pussy money weed and beer

" Pussy money weed and beer are the best especially all at once like fucking the shit out some bitch while smoking a spliff while drinking a 40 of bud and having 100 100 clips
by Tom stein is the man with the February 21, 2009
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3 Second Weed Rule

Hold your pot smoke for 3 seconds and exhale, because science bitches. According to Steve Liebke’s 2001 ‘A Cannabis User’s Harm Reduction Handbook,’ “Take small, shallow tokes or pulls. About 95% of THC in cannabis smoke is absorbed in the first few seconds so breath holding is quite pointless. All it really achieves is a far greater amount of tar being deposited in the lungs.”
Dude puff pass pass, your harshing the 3 Second Weed Rule noobie.
by bostonjerk June 05, 2014
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West Virginia Tumble Weed

A discarded plastic Wal-mart bag left to drift aimlessly in the breezes of rural West Virginia towns.
Don't cry Tonto, think of them as West Virginia tumble weeds and not a blight on the environment.
by socialpanic July 30, 2011
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one hit wheelchair weed

A weed, so powerful, that taking only one hit, will cause you to need a wheelchair.
Man, I got some good shit, it's one hit wheelchair weed.
by i April 29, 2003
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wee weed up

to screw up, to cause ones problems to become worse. to mess things up
"CNN wee weed up their research on figuring out what this word means."

"The private insurance company wee weed up the paperwork and grandma died."
by ArmyGuy August 23, 2009
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Doki Buys Weed 4K

Doki Buys Weed 4K is the current top 1 TPLL level in Geometry Dash, its very hard and has alot of clicks.
Someone 1: Hey, have you heard that PNCX is no longer the top 1 TPLL? Its Doki Buys Weed 4K now

Someone 2: bru tf are you talking about
by Corrozify March 25, 2023
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