French Vanilla Hoe 

These girls are a lot like Pumpkin Spice Hoe just instead of overdoing the whole basic girl in fall thing, they don’t drink PSLs, they are hipsters. They drink French vanilla iced coffees. They always get the biggest size possible but never are able to finish.

Hey look over there, it’s that French vanilla hoe with her huge French vanilla coffee she won’t finish.

French Vanilla Hoe by angelica.eliza.and.peggy October 12, 2017

french frog 

A thot so slutty and slimy she looks like a frog covered in m&m sauce.

Brittany is a French frog 🐸

french frog by —— November 7, 2017

French Press 

When she sits on your face and you lick her pussy.

"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."

"What's that?"

"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."

French Press by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017

french wheel

A specific type of Cuban that worries exsessively about his hair and plays baseball

Wow that Clint is such a French wheel

french wheel by Chrisvisaggio November 14, 2017

french top hat 

French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.

He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.

french top hat by End_owled December 4, 2017

french tumbler 

French tumbler is the art of cutting one tip of a bread stick and inserting the clipped end into her vagina then urinating into the pores of the bread. (Add an umbrella for class and enjoy)

Babe could you make me a French tumbler, I'm a little thirsty. No ice!

french tumbler by End_owled December 4, 2017

French drive-over 

Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.

18-Something
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"

Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"

French drive-over by Kurts December 5, 2017