by coolmint88 September 22, 2022
Get the Short Short Storymug. National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
by Do-or-die January 9, 2024
Get the National kiss short girls daymug. Dominic short was mistaken for Jesus Christ one day when he went for fish and chips. He could not feed the masses and was subsequently crucified on the side of a Lidl.
by The Crimson Rag June 4, 2021
Get the dominic shortmug. Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)
by Tommy21st till I burst September 17, 2021
Get the National short kid daymug. When someone takes your pants, and like guillotines them before taking a sharpee and purpling all that's left over.
Robespierre: Off with his pants!
Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!
Robespierre: Now sharpee him!
*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*
Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!
Robespierre: Now sharpee him!
*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*
by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024
Get the Purple Shortsmug. It means what it says really I’m talking about short people 6 foot and under they stink of shit are ugly as shit and just are annoying little pricks that should just get stomped on wankers.
by English are trannys December 16, 2021
Get the short people stinkmug. There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby
by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021
Get the Short Italianmug.