by monotone21 November 15, 2023
Get the Turkey clip mug.Dude 1: Man! Guess what I did last night?
Dude 2: idk man, what did you do?
Dude 1: I was turkeying the fuck out of Sarah!
Dude 2: Sarah has giant knockers man!
( Dude 2 high 5s dude 1
Dude 2: idk man, what did you do?
Dude 1: I was turkeying the fuck out of Sarah!
Dude 2: Sarah has giant knockers man!
( Dude 2 high 5s dude 1
by White n-word October 20, 2022
Get the Turkeying mug.We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.
by Ionlyeatcannedcranberrysauce November 20, 2018
Get the Dry Turkey mug.When someone is giving someone else fellatio and the whole time they're saying
the words "GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GOBBLE!!“
or conversly
the words "g’bl-g’bl-g’BLAAAHK!"
Or something that sounds similar to the sounds a turkey would make.
the words "GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GOBBLE!!“
or conversly
the words "g’bl-g’bl-g’BLAAAHK!"
Or something that sounds similar to the sounds a turkey would make.
"Hey bro how'd the date go last night?"
“Turkey-head all night, she was all Gobble Gobble Gobble gluck"
“Turkey-head all night, she was all Gobble Gobble Gobble gluck"
by Kuhlbones November 22, 2025
Get the Turkey-Head mug.by WolfenLucifer December 13, 2014
Get the Catching The Crazy Turkey mug.The girl tried to tell everyone to stop treating turkey like the star of Thanksgiving since it was the weakest link. On her own table, she was free to treat turkey any way she wanted, just like everyone else was. Once she started preaching about other people's tables and other people's turkeys and what they should do with them like she owned their tables and turkeys, she was looking for trouble.
by Solid Mantis November 27, 2020
Get the Turkey mug.When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act
Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.
by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025
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