Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

book

its a book.

hey guy, show me yo book.

by poopyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 4, 2022

Book

a compiled stack of pages in which a compiled stack of words are printed. Said words made of compiled letters. These are made to achieve many goals.

I'm weading a book!!!

by XxLoneWolfxX April 12, 2022

Book

It means $100,000

I need a book, or I have saved up to get a book

by Big Boss 95 April 15, 2022

booked

booked is a verb that discribes the action of crazy feminists whooo hit men in the head with a book or a magazine. They most oftenly use a dictionary as their weapon of choice.

"Fuck, Juliette just booked me again. Fucking feminist!"
"Dude, I just got motherfucking booked on the hat by some crazy feminist female."

by squeekygamequebec April 16, 2022

Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

book stalking

The act of analyzing a person's book collection as a means of analyzing the person.

I was book stalking Steve in his Zoom background and he has a copy of The Fountainhead

by lifto January 5, 2021