co-second-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-2C-in-law.

My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

The second you die

That's when.

Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

a human second

A human second, exactly one second.

That image was funny, for about a human second.

by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018

november second

the day the baddest bitches in all the land are born

man that bitch reagan was born today she’s so hot!
november second is the day the baddest bitches are born

by jarret mc November 27, 2021

second day of every year

on the second day of every year, the chickens.

fun fact: on the second day of every year, the chicken

by funni guy January 23, 2023

Split second cranberry sauce

Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked

by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024