Bush Head

A person possessing a wild and untamable "bush" atop their head, often a demon nincompoop and a skilled sandwich maker. To use this term properly, one must precede this noun with some sort of vulgar adjective. Bush heads are not to be confused with Jew-fros, which are the more visually appealing and all-around better version.

Jessica: OMG i totally tripped up the stairs after making you a sandwich.
Devon: Seriously, why are you such a demon bush head?

by GingerSnaptheSouless November 13, 2011

Dragon in the bush

An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.

Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector

Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.

by Nickmackpattywhaxk February 11, 2014

post Bush

A lesbian turned straight or a man that finally came out of the closet.

Darling you must post Bush her and come be with me.

by Richguy June 6, 2007

mush bush

Beard.

“Your mush bush is mangled”

- your beard is messy / deformed

by Mushbushlover101 August 10, 2019

Jon Bush

A hairy man with a gorilla cock.

That kid had a very small hairy penis. It reminded me of Jon Bush.

by 73736182)63682 November 23, 2018

Bush baby

Heterosexual female who is close friends with lesbians. (Female version of a "fag hag")

She loves the company of lesbians, she's a total bush baby .

by Jeebika August 28, 2020

Bumping bushes

Intercourse occurring between two parties fully endowed with pubic hair

Mel Gibson: I haven't done any manscaping in years, it's like a jungle down there
Catherine MacKinnon: I bet you expect your woman to be clean shaven down there don't you, you pig
Mel Gibson: No way honey, we are bumping bushes all day!

pubes bush bumping and grinding hippies

by Woodsie Owl December 30, 2014