your taxdollars at work 

useless spending, but somehow justified by the government.

Guy1: See that eight foot platinum statue of the mayor, surrounded by 12 stadium lights that are lit 24/7?
Guy2: Yeah
Guy1: That's your tax dollars at work.
Guy2: Fuck that. I'm never paying my taxes again.
Guy1: Be sure to write me soon.
Guy2: What the fuck for?
Guy1: 'cause you'll be in wordjail/word for tax evasion.
Guy2: Oh, wordfor fucks sake/word!
Guy1: Yep. You're fucked
Guy2: Damn.

your taxdollars at work by Ricky Roma January 16, 2004

Drop Trump off at Mar-a-lago 

Code phrase for heading to bathroom to take a dump.

I need to Drop Trump off at Mar-a-lago

Drop Trump off at Mar-a-lago by BH66 May 19, 2017

National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day 

December 17th is National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day. This is the one day of the year where it will be socially acceptable to throw a crab at a McDonald’s employee. Gender of crab is not of importance but please no female crabs.

Quote 1 - DeMarcus: come with me to get some crabs from the fish market! they’re on sale today for only $6 each!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!

Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!

National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day by Levi the G December 10, 2019

the pussy falls at night 

The phrase the pussy falls at night is used to describe a bad occurrence or event. According to science, the elasticity of the pussy is the only this that affects the phenomenon of the big sad. when the pussy presents unelastic behavior it intensifies the sad boy hour phenomenon causing severe mental health issues, paramount anxiety disorder and in certain ocassions excessive braincell loss.

-How much homework do you have?
-100 pages of homeworks! the pussy falls at night asf!!!!

the pussy falls at night by jason lol September 25, 2020

the whole club lookin at her 

Here: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=apple%20bottom%20jeans

"She had them Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club lookin at her
She hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low"

the whole club lookin at her by DigitalR February 22, 2021

Being focused on the task at hand

A phrase that your teammates in class tell you when you are writing a Urban Dictionary definition insead of working on the group project

Classmate: You should get off your computer and get back to being focused on the task at hand.
Me: No

Being focused on the task at hand by homeworkisbad February 16, 2022

V.A.T.S. 

Also see: V.A.N.S.
Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System used in Fallout Games.

Person 1: I Can't hit him!
Person 2: Use V.A.T.S., dumbass.

V.A.T.S. by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 19, 2020