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Cold Air Fart

If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.
Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!
by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011
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fuck an air woman

To masterbate.

because there is only empy air where you imagine the woman is.
I gota go fuck an air woman.
by Deep blue 2012 August 3, 2009
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air in my guts

hungry, time to dine, desire to eat!
reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!

jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"
by michael foolsley March 5, 2010
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ain't holding no air

(adjective) referring to one that tells lies; a liar.
Dwayne said he'd flip for wish burgers but that foo AIN'T HOLDING NO AIR.
by Fangsta April 29, 2003
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Air Guitar Syndrome

When your diabetic neuropathy acts up to a point where your hand shakes like an air guitar.
After rage quitting a cod match Richard's air guitar syndrome came out to a point where he played thunderstruck.. after he would sniff his fingers and ate wendy's chili.
by TheZomLex January 10, 2023
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The Yankee Air Museum

One of the most bad ass Air museums in Michigan. Second to K-zoo. The museum puts on one of the best air shows in America called THUNDER OVER MICHIGAN. During the 2013 sequestration this museum was the only one to have a successful air show with out the blue angels or thunderbirds. Their mission there is to keep the story of those who fought for our country alive and educate as many about the history Michigan' Willow Run Bomber Plant where the production of the B-24 Liberator helped the USA win WWII and Where "Rosie the Riveter" became famous as well as other millstones of aviation.

They have many different types of military aircraft. Two simulators where you can be the pilot and a new interactive mars station.

focusing on S.T.E.M. , summer camp and the restoration of as many awesome military aircraft as possible.

Also this museum is ran by volunteers! Only a hand full of actual paid employees.

Where you can fly in a real B-25 or B-17
The Yankee air museum, air shows, fly in a real b-17 or b-25
by Donutkings December 24, 2013
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Air Max Gordon

When you cup your lips over a woman's butt hole and aggressively suck out a fart,hold the fart in your mouth and blow it into her vagina.
She enjoys an Air Max Gordon every now and again, got a mint?
by McTaggart33 July 15, 2019
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