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If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.
Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!
by Walter Henry VIII February 14, 2011
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