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Cold Air Fart

If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.
Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!
by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011
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fuck an air woman

To masterbate.

because there is only empy air where you imagine the woman is.
I gota go fuck an air woman.
by Deep blue 2012 August 3, 2009
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ain't holding no air

(adjective) referring to one that tells lies; a liar.
Dwayne said he'd flip for wish burgers but that foo AIN'T HOLDING NO AIR.
by Fangsta April 29, 2003
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air in my guts

hungry, time to dine, desire to eat!
reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!

jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"
by michael foolsley March 5, 2010
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White Air Force

The exact opposite of black air forces

A person who does care about his future and family, a very anegelic and nice person who cares for everyone and does good deeds.
Guy who wears black air forces: Yo let’s rob this guy he’s wearing white forces

Guy who wears white Air Forces: now now everyone can’t we settle this in a peaceful and friendly way?
by bobthecorncob69 August 31, 2023
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Fennel air cracker

Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit
“Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”
by Stewie’s Mummy April 16, 2021
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amish air mask

place an oxygen mask on your passed out mate of friend while inserting the tubing to the asshole of a horse or another passed of mate or friend. works better than smelling salts to wake them up.
she was passed out drunk so we gave her an amish air mask. she woke up and vomited so she was ready to go again.
by Dr. Genovase June 19, 2014
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