Dookie dick

A black mans penis.

Tyrone had a dookie dick so I won’t sleep with him. His dick was so ugly that it looked like a truckers dookie.

by americathegreat June 18, 2022

vacation dick

The opposite of boyfriend dick. This is a penis that is much too large to have sex with everyday, so you only have it on occasion.

Girl: Damn Jill. Are you limping?
Jill: Yeah. I'm so sore, I just got some vacation dick.

by space_ghost(1) May 29, 2016

Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.

Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

Dick Sick

Like homesick. But instead of home, dicks.

"Damn bitch, you dick sick!"

by Skankevich May 21, 2017

Dick

A name given to a person or sexual organ used to impregnate the hottest person you know.

Laides and gentlemen, I believe my dick is now hard

by 6kiss March 9, 2022

just got DICKED!

Dicked - The act of being messed with or being pranked.

Beatrix: OMG! Someone just threw a HUGE pile of turtle diarrhea on Farnsworth!
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.

by Government Cheese Eater September 22, 2021

Show your homie your dick day

Send this to your homie on 2nd November and they have to show you their dick

Show your homie your dick day

by Realchickenman November 2, 2022