Usually,
fecal matter from the
canine species which has been hardening under harsh sunlight for a number of days and has developed a thin layer of white flour-like substance on the top otherwise known as white dog
shit or
WDS
Brock Huntington: I was walking Becky back to her
sorority house and I suddenly felt something squishy under my
Adidas cross trainers.
Becky Livingston: What is that horrible smell. It literally smells like dead cat, rotten tamales, and
jerry curl.
Brock: OH MY GOD! It’s
WDS!!!
A horribly gruesome case of runny chunky trots that looks like Wolf Brand Chili (with or without beans depending on consistency). There are 3 levels of “The Wolf Brandies” - no beans, mild, and spicy.
Burl: Bro I just ate 5 quadruple layer burritos from Toxic Hell...where’s your bathroom?
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.
