Russian Salad

You take a Vodka Sprite enema then rub a lime on your butthole and punch a comrade.

My wife made me a Russian salad last night. I love communism.

Russian Salad by Mr eason July 19, 2019

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Nigga Salad

An African Americans butt with Ranch dressing and Tomatoes in it. It can be use to eat or for sexual pleasure.

Aye cuh, imma turn you into a nigga salad if you ain’t quit playing wit me.

Nigga Salad by TheRealGnome123 October 22, 2019

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Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

Velcro Salad by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020

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DJ Salad

A fresh garden salad made with the freshest veggies. Tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, bell peppers, shredded carrots and croutons. Once assembled, put DJ Khaled in a blender and shred him up finely until he is a desired consistency. Add a few spices to complete the mixture. Finally, pour the DJ Khaled dressing over the salad. Now you have a DJ Salad.

Employee: Welcome to Arby’s. What can I get you?
Customer: I’ve really been craving a DJ Salad lately. So, I’ll get that.

DJ Salad by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020