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Saving Private Ryan Rule 

When someone has hooked up with every single sibling of the same gender but one, he/she is not allowed to hook up with the remaining sibling.
Hey, did Ross sleep with Sally when he was back in Iowa?

No, she wanted to but he couldn't do it - the Saving Private Ryan Rule, you know? He's already hooked up with Jane and Samantha.

Oh, right.
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Banana Rule 

The rule that states No employee should look at another employee while either employee is eating a banana. Direct eye contact shall be avoided until said banana is completely consumed and the peel is deposited into the trash receptacle.
Dont look at me. You are violating the Banana rule.
Banana Rule by dub jay February 12, 2009
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Two year rule 

It is socially acceptable to go out with anyone within the two year age bracket. However the younger of the couple should be at least 14.
The "two year rule" means a 14 year old girl can go out with a 16 year old boy and still being socially accepted.
Two year rule by randommzz October 20, 2009

Gaming Rule #29 

Only he/she who hits pause may hit resume.

2 minute rule 

rule meaning that while texting a chick that you have no relation with you must wait at least 2 minutes before texting her back

"ay bro dat shawty right there, she want you. You better use dat 2 minute rule cuz you too coo"

see "too coo" for further definition
2 minute rule by $aint January 18, 2008

The Rule of Finite Summers

The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.

In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.
"No, I didn't see the Hannah Montana movie; it runs counter to the Rule of Finite Summers."

Golden Rule for Stoners 

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy
Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!