Homemade Pie

Masturbation, jerking off, or taming your dragon at your home. Hence the "homemade" part.

Jimbo-Hey Joe wanna go to the party tonight at Silly Billy's place?
Joe- ahh..no thanks I'm gonna make some homemade pie.
Jimbo- whats that
Joe- My mom just got the magazine Good Housekeeping. So im gonna jerk off to that.

by TuffyKillA February 28, 2011

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Quaker Pie

The act of eating oatmeal out of a woman's vagina.

Yeah, I brought her home and had some sweet Quaker Pie.

by Bingo1 March 2, 2011

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Palin Pie

When your partner is giving you a rim job and you let something slip - They look up at you with those CRAZY-ANGRY eyes and try to yell at you but all that comes out of their mouth is shit.

Becky had to brush her teeth 5 times last night because I accidentally gave her a palin pie...

by Adrenalin J September 10, 2011

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Dirt Pie

When someone ejaculates into an anus and the male ejaculate seeps out, post coitus.

“When’s its in the puss, it’s a cream pie. When it’s in the ass, it’s a dirt pie.”

by Dirty Dirt Pie April 2, 2022

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scum-pie

When a fangita is unwashed or badly maintained that is smell is like a fishmongers shop.

There no way my dick is goin into that scum-piefied fanny, thats so sickining you bitch. (Scum-piefied - is when that fanny hasnt been washed for so long the grimy substance has gone into a paste like substance)

by wHiSkY ($eAn!) August 7, 2004

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