Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2024
Get the Jon Jones mug.

Lea Naomi Jones

A black girl that is so fucking white that not only does she sound that way but she is beginning to

look that way, even smell that white.
Look at Lea Naomi Jones, she's so fucking white
by Jarshotgun December 03, 2014
Get the Lea Naomi Jones mug.

Joned It

When you made up a lie and continued with it until you fuck it yourself
"I need work that day but I need to work somewhere else and I need the money however I won't work it anyway."

So do you want the work and money what you need?

No

You've Joned it
by LePawn November 05, 2020
Get the Joned It mug.

Emily Jones

Isn't that the square headed fella from Minecraft?
Person 1 : "Is that Emily Jones from Minecraft?"
Person 2 : "You mean Steve?"
by Barry B Bensen December 03, 2021
Get the Emily Jones mug.

Emma Jones

Emma is technically the most beautiful girl on planet earth, she to good 4 people thts y shes single, smart, NOT FUNNY AT ALL
Dude 1: Yo i was at school and i saw emma jones
Dude 2: yeah dude shes sooooooo hot
by -_xDamierx-_- January 26, 2022
Get the Emma Jones mug.

mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.
by smmatta September 23, 2021
Get the mallory jones mug.

go all Indiana Jones on me

How someone refers to another person's forcefully admonishing him to donate one or more of his prized possessions to a historical-society collection ("That beLONGS in a muSEUM!"), rather than his selfishly either hoarding it in his own private collection or (even more horrifying) selling it for personal profit.
Antiques collector: I knew that the head of the local heritage-preservation lodge was a bit fanatical about collecting and displaying vintage images and artifacts from the area, but I never expected him to go all Indiana Jones on me when I showed him my collection of old coins and arrowheads that I'd found in the area here over the years.
by QuacksO July 21, 2024
Get the go all Indiana Jones on me mug.