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Jerk

- The rate at which the acceleration of an object changes in respect to time
- The first time derivative of acceleration (velocity/time, m/s^2), second time derivative of velocity (position/time, m/s), and third time derivative of a position vector
- Denoted as j, its units are m/s^3
- Followed by higher-order time derivatives Snap, Crackle, and Pop because physicists are awesome
- Also a word one might use to insult someone else’s unsavory personality
Random Person: You’re a jerk
Nerdy Jerk: hahathejokesonyouyoujustcalledmeachangeinaccelerationovertimeandIdonteventakethatasaninsult
by Mr. Kholi October 5, 2021
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Jerk

When a women or male rubs the cock constantly until cum comes out of the penis.
Man my homie just gave me a good jerk.
by p3nisinmymouth October 12, 2021
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Kirkl Jerk

A specific type of circle jerk, in which the group expresses a mutual love and obsession for Costco/Kirkland Signature brand
I hate to derail this Kirkl Jerk, but I think Sam's Club's prices are better.
by BigFactsMabel October 18, 2021
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Weepy Jerk

1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.

3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.
1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.

3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.

4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!
by Kabouter0 October 31, 2021
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jerking off a dude

Jerking off a dude is a synonym to hugging a dude in certain hoods of the United Kingdom
A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
by 02idbbsq0wbsdb September 12, 2021
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Nipple Jerk

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.
Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.
by anonymous August 1, 2021
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Misogynistic jerk

by Liszt grant February 16, 2022
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