Muppet juice

Slang for alcohol. Drinking enough of any type makes you move like a Muppet where your arms and legs move oddly and you stare at people strangely while talking to them.

I banged down enough muppet juice to kill a horse and started wobbling around that hot chick.

by grisgris July 25, 2012

juice weasle

Small gardening tool with three metal hook shaped prongs to kill with

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Douche Juice

A person with such indescribable idiocy and arrogance, who has such an intolerable personality that they rank highest on the douche scale.

Mitt Romney is Douche Juice!

by MrsTall November 06, 2012

cow juice

That white shit that comes out of cow tits and most people drink.

yo bitch did you get that cow juice from the store.

by ~bLUEbeRRy~ September 15, 2019

Cow juice

when you milk a cow

yummy cow juice

by moxxis left January 22, 2020

Roach Juice

The collected saliva and moisture that’s left over inside of the roach. It can usually be seen when the roach is opened to salvage the weed.

Dude that’s nasty! I just opened up this roach from last night and it had hella roach juice.

by DrewbieDoobieDoo January 11, 2018

staph juice

when a dog licks an infected wound and it begins to ooze out

logan guzzled the staph juice straight out of the wound .

by mikehuntinyourpussy March 21, 2020