hamperbating

To masturbate above your hamper to make clean up a fast and convenient task.

I was jerking off in the laundry room like I always do and my sister walked in and yelled(What Are you doing)?So I quickly cleaned up with her dirty sock and exclaimed (I’m Hamperbating)!!!!

by jerzboi September 10, 2018

hamperstench

A general term when something isn’t cool. Used as a single term in its own sentence.

Hey, you see Mission Impossible II? Awesome stunts.

Yeah, but it was kinda lame.

Really?

Hamperstench.

by shortysully March 18, 2022

Christmas Hampered

A person or person's who suffered from sexual abuse/harassment

"When you where working at the brothel you got Christmas Hampered a lot"

by Four Square January 16, 2024

Hammer P

1.One Who Is Insane, Incorrect, Or One Who Just Dosen't Give A Shit

2. Mortal Enemy Of Tycoon

3. Thinks All Mods Suck

No. You Have Not Got The Insanity To Be At My Level...

by Hammer P October 25, 2004

hammer-shlammer

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea

Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.

by Donna Su July 13, 2006

Hammer Storm

Another term for gangbang, referring to many cocks.

Sheila's feeling sore today, she went out with the football team last night and got caught in a hammer storm.

by Colin Pattullo November 2, 2006

hammer

a big mistake. A catostrophe of epic proportions that will cause the responsible party to get in serious trouble. From the shortened phrase "you would have been better off to throw a hammer into it!"

Ex 1 Dude, you really hammered last night...you need to stay at my place while the dust settles?

Ex 2 "What happened to Joe?"
"He got fired because he hammered the big order."

by stasis___ January 27, 2007